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Hello uglies! It’s been a while since I’ve posted, so I’ve decided to kick it off with a trip down memory lane! This story marks the start of the Slutty Period, which cost me about a year of my life and way more regrets than I ever thought possible.
My first-ever one-night-stand was with a guy named Sergio. Now Sergio was best friends with my guy best friend, Daniel, and from the stories, he was infamous. I finally met him when I went up with Lanna to our friend’s university for their toga party. Catalyzed by alcohol and the lack of clothing under our togas, Sergio and I hit it off immediately. He was gorgeous, but his stature resembled that of a garden gnome, so he wasn’t exactly a 10. **PROTIP for all my uglies out there!!!! If you’re a short little ugly like me, go after a short guy! They all have this strange preoccupation with their height and are afraid to go after attractive girls, so you’ll end up getting with an attractive guy just without the height!**
Date ugly girls. Howveer likely as a guy and especially as a guy partial to tue incel mindset you likely want an average, above average, or attractive girl to see past your looks for your oh so snowflake special personality and your offering of being nice to her because of her looks. What it lacks in girth, it also lacks in length. I’m asexual and afraid that people with leave when they find out. Fear of relationships. Because women tend to make me very domesticate, fat, and lazy whenever I put a name on it (girlfriend). Because the pain is inevitable.
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Before dating/marrying her, I dated or at least asked out various types of women. Some were average. Some were different. Some weren't what most men would call attractive. I generally got to know them a little socially, then I made my moves based on personalities, interest in me (if they seemed to have any), and so on. Ugly men can also be very funny, and as Marilyn Monroe once said, ”if you can make a girl laugh, she’ll do anything.” Beauty is also highly subjective and one woman’s ugly may be another woman’s gorgeous. When looking at what makes someone beautiful, most women don’t just restrict it to physical looks. When guys date hot girls, they more often than not up have to do lots of stuff for them.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure we stayed in constant contact, and after about the fifth person telling us to “get a room”, that’s exactly what we did.
We convinced his friend to drive us back to Sergio’s dorm so we could hook up. Let me just emphasize that: we asked his friend to LEAVE the party after about an HOUR because we couldn’t wait 90 MINUTES to get it on. I’m not going to go into the details because this is a dating blog, not a sex blog, but I’ll just say, get it on we did.
About an hour into our little tirade, we heard a knock at the door. He quickly pulled up his underwear and I dashed behind a wardrobe. Sergio opened the door, his little fella still half staff, me still naked. There in the doorway stood no one other than poor, innocent, drunk little Daniel. I’m pretty sure he’d never even seen a naked woman before. Until now.
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“I just wanted to tell you I brushed my teeth…” Daniel started, his eyes widening as the realization of what was going on dawned on him.
“Okay, time for bed,” Sergio said, ushering him back to his room. As I cowered under the teeny scrap of craft store fabric that had served as my toga, Sergio tried to get Daniel to go to sleep. Apparently, Daniel had drunkenly staggered backward and ended up on the ground, crab-style.
“Come on, Spider Daniel, get in bed,” Sergio urged.
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That night, as we did our thing down the hall, poor little Daniel lie awake, unable to get the image of his two best friends doing the dirty out of his mind.
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Moral of the story: Things get weird when you hook up with your best friend’s best friend. Especially if you do what I did in Part 2 of this story…