Funny Dating Profile Intros
Can’t get the best suitors in the online dating world? Maybe you need to re-work on your profile headline. Go for some funniest headlines for a change.
Funny Quotes for Dating Profile 'Dating means two things: Disillusionment or a racing heart.' -Mae West 'I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.' -Unknown 'If we meet offline and you look nothing like your pictures, you're buying me drinks until you do.' 30+ examples for guys and gals for a funny about me text! By the way, did you know I created The Profile Checklist. You just fill in the blanks, and you discover where your profile is lacking the necessary attraction switches. As a bonus, I review a Tinder profile from a reader, using The Profile Checklist.
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?
– Kristin Davis
Back in the singles market? Welcome! Well, yeah… to be a part of the dating sites, is like selling yourself. It uses the rule of advertising, minus the ‘S’. The rule is AIDA = Awareness, Interest, Desire and Actions. A good dating profile precisely works like the aforementioned rule. It creates an awareness about you amongst the seekers, generates interest amongst those who understand it, arouses a desire amongst the ones who like it, and finally leads to an action! Its first part, namely the headline, serves the purpose of seeking attention or creating awareness. Obviously, you need to have a funny or a catchy headline.
Funny Dating Headlines
Making someone laugh is the trickiest job in the world. Thus, a good sense of humor is always appreciated for its worth. Here are a few examples of dating profile headings that you can use to make your page stand out from the rest!
Willing to lie about how we met!
Looking for Mr. Right Now!
Quality men only!
Sorry, but you’ll have to do more than that to impress me.
Romantic men are very few. If you are one of the few, contact me now!
We all know the Gods are crazy, but is there anywhere crazier than that to take on a challenge like me?
Sarcastic Dating Headlines
Many people find sarcasm cute, just as we like Chandler Bing for his witty sarcastic jokes. So, here are a few dating headlines dripping with sarcasm, just for your profile.
You must be over 5′ 10″ to read this profile.
How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?
Want to meet a guy whose IQ is bigger than his shoe size?
Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!
Can you keep up?
Looking for some sexy and stable. Is that too much to ask for?
I am interested, if you are interested.
Matter-of-Fact Dating Headlines
Sometimes, reading plain facts are good enough. They say only what is required and seem simple to understand. So without further ado, take a look at some matter-of-fact dating headlines.
Just looking for a monsoon fling. No strings attached.
Men looking for sex need not apply.
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Is there someone out there for me?
Will think of dating you, if I like you.
Seeking a friend who comes with benefits!
Could enjoy the company of someone who can make a good conversation!
Catchy Dating Headlines
A dating profile has to be catchy enough to make an impact on its reader. Pick your favorite from these attention-getting headlines, for your profile.
Some will, some won’t, some do, some don’t. I might!
If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
The magician is waiting for assistant to perform the greatest trick of all time!
Bold Dating Headlines
Get all your oomph out there to grab all the attention for your dating profile. Be a little bold and a bit brave to find what your seek!
Coffee, Chocolate, and Men – some things are just better rich.
Cute?…. Yes!! Sexy?…. Yes!! Smart?…. Yes!! Rich?…. Well 3 of 4 is a good start!
We make a perfect couple: I’ve got the brains and you’ve got the body.
I can promise you something special.
If FUN was a MUST, then I must be the one you’re looking for.
New girl on the block needs a tour guide.
Boy toy seeks a play date.
Things to Rememeber
Writing a good dating profile headline is as important as writing a good dating profile. It is very important to keep in mind the language, which must be conversational. This means, the reader must be able to sense the tone of the sentence and understand it quickly. Avoid making cryptic references, as it only leads to confusion, and the purpose gets lost in translation. The whole idea of having a catchy headline is to seek attention and get users clicking in.
The headline shouldn’t be provocative either. With something like ‘Looking for sex’, you make yourself seem like a sex-crazed lunatic. This way, your chances of networking will also become bleak. Have a headline which goes with your profile and sums up its gist in a sentence or two. The main characteristic of the aforementioned sample dating headlines, is simplicity. The simpler the headline, the simpler it is to understand it.
Another factor you may want to note is that it should have no spelling mistakes. With a spelling mistake such as ‘can’ becomes ‘can’t’, the meaning of the headline can change for worse. Thus, use affirmative and positive headlines to make your profile an attractive one.
Although dating apps allow you to swipe from the comfort of your own home, striking up a conversation with a new cutie means stepping out of your comfort zone. No matter how confident you are, it’s not always easy to nail the perfect first message. So, knowing a couple of funny dating app conversation starters can be a great way to break the ice — and melt the tension.
Claudia Cox, relationship coach and founder of Text Weapon, says that opening with a compliment can sometimes come off as superficial. “Even if they are drop-dead gorgeous, go deeper,” Cox tells Bustle. “Start a conversation based on things that you are both interested in. Begin with a common topic and then transition into other things.”
If your new match has a picture of them at your favorite brewery or their dog looks just like yours, making that connection can be the perfect way to start a conversation. And if you’re trying to make them smile (and want to show off how witty you are,) shooting off a funny opening line may make the sparks really start to fly.
Here are 60 silly lines to break the ice on a dating app.
App-centric Openers
1. I know that everyone talks about this on dating apps, but if loving “The Office' is wrong, then I don’t want to be Dwight.
2. So, come here often?
3. You know, I've been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I'll take one for the team.
4. Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?
5. Obviously, we'd meet on an app — because you're a total snack.
6. Does swiping through this dating app count as 'exercise'?
7. Do you need me to call the fire department? I met your phone is full of matches.
8. Who's the person in your first photo? My grandmother was asking.
9. That dog looks so cute, can you give them my number?
10. We can say we met on Spotify because you're the hottest new single.
11. Glad we matched when we did, my thumb was getting tired!
12. Two wrongs don't make right, but two rights make a perfect match.
13. Some people think with their hearts, some with their heads, but I'm glad we both think with our thumbs.
14. Hmm, I think your first message to me must have gotten lost in cyberspace... It's OK. I'll send you one.
15. If you had to describe my profile in three words, what would you choose? And why would they be iconic, perfect, and flawless?
Silly Ice Breakers
16. Why do bartenders use blenders? To break the ice.
17. Going to Trader Joe’s, do you need anything?
18. Are you more afraid of spiders or saying, “You too!” when a server says, “Enjoy!”?
19. So, do you have any good pickup lines?
20. People always say they want to be the person their pet thinks they are, but my pet knows that all I do is watch bad TV in my pajamas and eat cereal for every meal.
21. My mom just asked me what “WAP” meant… any advice on how to navigate that conversation?
22. Using only emojis, can you explain to me your first time paying taxes?
23. What’s your least favorite pasta shape?
24. If your mom were a shoe, what kind of shoe would she be?
25. If Napoleon Dynamite and Joe Exotic started a band, what would it be called? Liger King.
26. What kind of kitchen appliance you? Don't say blender. Everybody says blender.
27. Should I start this conversation with a bad pickup line or by just saying hello?
28. Do you also still think about all the embarrassing things you said in middle school, or are you a well-adjusted adult?
29. Big. Gigantic. Enormous. Huge... I never liked small talk.
30. If you wrote a memoir, what would the title be? Mine would be 'Overthinking Opening Messages.'
Punny Pickups
31. Where did the f*ckboy go to college? U Up.
32. I don't want to flood your inbox, but dam — you look good.
33. I don't like dried fruits, but I’d meet you for a date.
Funny Dating Profiles For Women
34. I’d love to grab margs sometime and taco ‘bout our feelings.
35. Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.
36. Are you a barista? Because I like you a latte.
Funny Dating Profile
37. So hoppy you matched me back, I couldn't wheat to talk to you.
38. Hopefully, this app will lead to a great meal.
Funny Online Dating Profile Examples
39. What do you call a row of trucks? A pickup line.
40. Are you familiar with the work of Claude Monet? Because you make quite the impression.
41. I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery.
42. They must call you Earl Grey because you're such a hot tea.
43. I know it's cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true.
44. Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, but I can't produce much under pressure.
45. Water you doing later? Want to get drinks?
Straight Forward
46. I think you're super cute and funny. That's it. That's the tweet.
47. 'Broad City'! (I've been thinking of something funny to say for an hour.)
48. Hooking up is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a really good first message?
49. I always remember my reusable bags at the supermarket, which has to merit a response.
50. What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?
51. Let's cut to the chase, do you share food on a first date?
52. You didn't 'Super Like' me, but it's OK, I'll take your number as an apology.
53. I'm not great at starting conversations, do you want to try?
54. How about I'll start this conversation, and you can start the next one?
55. Is our anniversary when we first matched or when we first messaged?
56. Aww, you're so considerate to let me start this conversation.
57. What's down? (It's 'What's up?' cooler cousin.)
58. How are we doing tonight? Have you dined with us before? Let me know if you have any questions about the menu.
59. Gosh! Stop messaging me! You're blowing up my inbox!
60. Do you normally go for people that are super good looking or super funny? Don't worry. I'm both.